Yo dont text me then not text me
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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