i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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