I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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