You work out of a Hotel?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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