Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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