question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
