nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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