awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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