sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
