Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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