I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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