And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
How naked do you want me to be?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
