; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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