how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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