He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i think i have two assholes
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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