I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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