She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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