Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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