True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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