YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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