I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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