Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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