I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
You left your phone here
Wait...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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