So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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