: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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