Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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