I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I AM VODKA MAN
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Randomize
