when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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