69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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