I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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