does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
