yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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