I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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