Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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