Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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