I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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