Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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