fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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