are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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