I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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