But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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