I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
They have beer where we have blood.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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