I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize