The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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