haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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