I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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