How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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