69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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