OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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