i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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