end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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