Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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