Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(302): View more from Delaware

And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...

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(440): View more from Ohio

Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"

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(647): View more from Ontario

I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over

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(559): View more from California

I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.

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