I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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